One dark night, a taxi driver was driving along the lonely roads at Tuas. The road is quiet and calm. Suddenly!!! A lady in red by the road hailed the taxi. She has long hair,beautiful legs,a model body and is a great beauty instead.
This lady gets in the car and said: "Uncle.....take me to Jurong....
The taxi uncle started his engine and took off with the lady in RED sitting on the backseat.
As he was driving the cab, he checked the rear view mirror......HE CAN'T SEE THE LADY!!!!
He turned his head to the rear....THE LADY IS SITTING THERE....smiling at him...
He try to calm himself down thinking he might have overworked himself and the time is already 2am after midnight. His eyes must be playing tricks...He checked the mirror again.................
.....SHE'S GONE!!
He turned around and looked..she was there again sitting and smiling at him.
Cold sweats driving down his spine..he know he encounter something 'dirty'. He glanced at the rear view mirror, NO ONE!!!
Squeched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He brakes suddenly)
Turned around,he took out his courage to see behind,heart chanting to his god....
...........
The lady in red is there sitting..however there's blood coming out from one side of her nostrils.
WHY?
Answer: The lady was digging her nose. Because she is a beauty,she did not want the taxi uncle to see her digging the nose so she hide behind the front seat digging her nose while the taxi uncle was not looking.
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