Adventures Of The Lamer Part II: At the Coffeeshop..

Just another day at AH HUAT KOPITIAM....

Ah Huat: Hey drink what??

Lamer: That one.

Ah Huat: What?

Lamer: If I'm not wrong, the drink that I want to drink is something that I can drink...

Ah Huat: Oei! Siao man..you don't play play with uncle ok?

Lamer: I'm not gay,I only like women.. I don't want to play with you.

Ah Huat: You finding trouble is it!? Drink WHAT!!?

Lamer: Hmm...let me think...can I don't drink 'What'? I just want something to drink.

Ah Huat: Young boy..uncle cannot tahan your pattern..don't make me mad ok!?

Lamer: So..you are very stressed lah..how come?

Ah Huat: You don't think I am old and uneducated playing English with me ok?

Lamer: I don't like to play with old man one leh...I know it is hurting but I still have to say that I don't love you....

Ah Huat: Playing stupid with me right? It is ok..One more you die!!!

Lamer: I already say I don't love you anymore, why you still want me to die??? Love cannot be forced, do you know?

Ah Huat: YOU X#@#!!!! One last time, you want iced COFFEE,MILO,TEA OR COCA COLA???

Lamer: I prefer quiet girls..so long they are nice can already.

Ah Huat: STUPID MAN!! GET OUT OF MY KOPITIAM!! NOW!

Yet another day has passed again for the Lamer.....

Stupid Riddle Joke #40: Robbery!

Why would robbers want to rob a bank?


Answer: Because the bank is rich...

Stupid Lame Video #18: How To Prevent A Bank Holdup?

What will you do when there's a bank holdup? Let these police officers show you how..

Stupid Riddle Joke #39: The PIG Problem

There is a pig walking in the middle of a hanging bridge.Suddenly the bridge sways hard,the ropes are giving way..looks like the bridge is going to be fallen in any minute.
There is a lion in front of the pig.
Behind the pig, there is a wolf.
Above vultures and eagles are rovering and waiting.
Below the bridge,crocodiles opening their deadly jaws wide.
All the predators waiting for their chance to devour the little pig...

What will the pig do to escape safely???



Answer: I don't know.I am not the pig leh..

Stupid Riddle Joke #38: A Bird And Its Eggs

There was a pregnant bird flying above the trees..Suddenly the bird hatches an egg while flying..However,the egg did not drop and break.

How come?


Answer: The bird is wearing panties.

Stupid Riddle Joke #37: Friendly Waters

How do you know that the oceans and seas are very friendly?


Answer: Because they 'waves'...

Stupid Lame Video #17: Pets With Weird Habits

The top five funniest pets in Japan are....

Stupid Lame Video #16: Gay Noodles Shop

One of Japan's most popular icon...Hard Gay!!! Hoo!!!!!!!!

Stupid Riddle Joke #36: Pampered Moo..

What do you think will come out from a pampered cow??


Answer: Spoilt Milk

Stupid Riddle Joke #35: Witch

What do you call a witch dancing at a beach??


Answer: Sandwich

Stupid Riddle Jokes #34:A Helpful Animal

A cake got lost in the jungle. An animal encouraged the cake and help the cake out of the jungle.

What animal was it?

Answer: Pig ( Because Zhu Gu Li Dan Gao = Chocolate Cake.)

Stupid Riddle Jokes #33: Building the Temples

Once there is this holy man. . . one day .. he died. . . and so his 100 monks who are under him decided to build a temple to remember him. . .. so when they built till the last brick, a red truck came and knock the building down. .. and 50 monks died.the remainin 50 monks decided not to give up. . . so they rebuilt again. . . when they built till the last brick again. . . . the same red truck came and knock the building down again. .. and 25 monks died.the remaining 25 monks has decided not to give up hope yet. . . so they rebuilt the temple again. .. . when built till the last brick. . . yet again. . . the red truck is on its way to knock the building and them down. . . but this time. . a green truck zoom past the red truck and knock the building down. .. . and all the 25 monks died.

What is the moral of the story?

Answer: The green truck is faster than the red truck.

Stupid Lame Video #15: Kicked in the Danger Area!!

If I am the victim, I don't think I can smile and pretend nothing have happened!

Stupid Lame Video #14: Commercials

For the benefit of my fellow Singaporeans.. the list of commercials are: AT & T (Telephone),Miller Lite (Beer),Home Security,Gas X (Petrol station), Herpes (STDs),PMS = Pre Menstrual Symptoms, Imodium ( Diarrhea Medicine), Trojan Condoms , Pregnancy Test and Viagra ( this don't need to explain lah...)

Stupid Riddle Jokes #32: Gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person who is gay but not gay?

Answer: An unhappy gay..

Stupid Riddle Jokes #31: No Wheels

What can be driven but has no wheels?

Clue:It can be sliced too but will be one piece again.


Answer: Golfball

Stupid Riddle Joke #30: Boxing Match

Two boxers are having a 12-round boxing match.However, the match ended on the 6th round when one boxer knocked out the other one.
The strange thing is no man throws a punch at all.

How come like this???





Answer: Because the boxers are female. (No man throws a punch but women did.)

Stupid Riddle Joke #29: Lift Story

How come Johnny always take the lift from his apartment at 20th floor to the ground floor when he go out,and when he go home he will take the lift to the 7th floor and walk up the stairs to his apartment?

How come??

Answer: Because Johnny is a very short boy.He cannot reach the 20th floor button.

Stupid Lame Video #13: Bank Robbery!

Once upon a time,a bank robbery in Thailand...

Adventures Of The Lamer Part I: At The MRT...

At the MRT...begins the new arrival of.....

"SMACK!!!!"

Angry Stranger: Hey what's that for?? How come you beat my backside???

Lamer: I want to say "Hello"

Stranger: You shouldn't be doing this,I can sue you for molest..

Lamer: But I am not gay you know..

Stranger: I Don't CARE you are gay or not!!! But beating me in the public is not right...

Lamer: I think it is ok lah..I forgive you.

Stranger: IT IS NOT OK!! You have no reason to forgive me!

Lamer: I think you are not happy..How come??

Stranger: Firstly, I don't know you.Second,you beat my bottoms..Third,you pretend like nothing have happened.....

SMACK!!

Stranger: Hey YOU AGAIN!! You beat me again!!

Lamer: Yes? Can I help you?

Stranger: Mister,I have no time to entertain you..I got a plane to catch in Changi.

Lamer: So?

Stranger: Please don't disturb me ok?

SMACK!!!

Stranger: Hey would you stop beating my backside or not?

Lamer: But it is a form of courtesy you know?

Stranger: DON'T!!

Lamer: You look down on me!!

Stranger: Hey think you need to go mental hospital..

Lamer: You know...I alighting soon..

Stranger: Good,please go.

Lamer: Do you miss me?

Stranger: No..

Lamer: Why? I am cute you know?

Stranger: Enough!! One more time you gonna to get it!

Lamer: Aaaha! I reached liao..you forget to say what?

Stranger: what?

Lamer: Say goodbye my love..

SMACK!!!

Stranger: YOU SIAO ISZIT!!? Siam lah!! Crazy!

Another day has passed for the Lamer....see you soon next time....

Stupid Lame Video #12: Death Reaper!!

What you will see when you touch the Death Note...Hahahahaha..

Stupid Lame Video #11: Report from Iraq

Live news from Iraq...

Stupid Lame Video #10: The Classic Tetris

This is the new human tetris,you will laugh like hell.:)

Stupid Riddle Joke #28: Coffee Stirrer

What hand will you use to stir your coffee?

Answer: Nobody will use hand to stir.You need a small spoon or stirrer.

Stupid Lame Video #9: Never Prejudge!!

Sometimes things will not go as what you expected....

Stupid Lame Video #8: North Korean Nuclear Scientists

This is the video showing North Korean Scientists working..hehehe.

Stupid Riddle Joke #27: Superman Part 2

Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead?


Answer: In the past, Superman was on manual mode but now he's on autopilot mode.

Stupid Riddle Joke #26:A Crippled Prawn

What do you call a prawn without legs?

Answer: Lame sia....

Stupid Riddle Joke #25: Lightning Days

Why does lightning hit trees on windy days?

Answer: Because on windy days, the trees "sway". (= unlucky)

Stupid Riddle Joke #24: Phototaking

Why can't you take a photo of a man with a tie?

Answer: Because you cannot take photo with a tie.

Stupid Riddle Joke #23: New Ship

How come there is no TV inside a new ship?

Answer: Mediacorp. (Xin Chuan 'Mei' Dian Shi = new ship no TV)