Adventures Of The Lamer Part I: At The MRT...

At the MRT...begins the new arrival of.....

"SMACK!!!!"

Angry Stranger: Hey what's that for?? How come you beat my backside???

Lamer: I want to say "Hello"

Stranger: You shouldn't be doing this,I can sue you for molest..

Lamer: But I am not gay you know..

Stranger: I Don't CARE you are gay or not!!! But beating me in the public is not right...

Lamer: I think it is ok lah..I forgive you.

Stranger: IT IS NOT OK!! You have no reason to forgive me!

Lamer: I think you are not happy..How come??

Stranger: Firstly, I don't know you.Second,you beat my bottoms..Third,you pretend like nothing have happened.....

SMACK!!

Stranger: Hey YOU AGAIN!! You beat me again!!

Lamer: Yes? Can I help you?

Stranger: Mister,I have no time to entertain you..I got a plane to catch in Changi.

Lamer: So?

Stranger: Please don't disturb me ok?

SMACK!!!

Stranger: Hey would you stop beating my backside or not?

Lamer: But it is a form of courtesy you know?

Stranger: DON'T!!

Lamer: You look down on me!!

Stranger: Hey think you need to go mental hospital..

Lamer: You know...I alighting soon..

Stranger: Good,please go.

Lamer: Do you miss me?

Stranger: No..

Lamer: Why? I am cute you know?

Stranger: Enough!! One more time you gonna to get it!

Lamer: Aaaha! I reached liao..you forget to say what?

Stranger: what?

Lamer: Say goodbye my love..

SMACK!!!

Stranger: YOU SIAO ISZIT!!? Siam lah!! Crazy!

Another day has passed for the Lamer....see you soon next time....