Thursday, October 11, 2007

Stupid Lame Video #30: An Unusual Treatment

The worst visit to a doctor..very funny and gross!!

Adventures Of The Lamer Part III: Electronics Store..

Just another day in a electronic store in Orchard...

Sales Rep: Good afternoon sir.Welcome to Less Electronics!! How can I help you?

Lamer: Yes.. Say "I am stupid"..

Sales Rep: What? Hi you must be kidding with me sir..Anyway,what are you looking for?

Lamer: I think I am looking for something here..

Sales Rep: Yes I know..what is it?

Lamer: I am too shy to tell you..you know..

Sales Rep: Well then..you look around yourself..

Lamer: You looked down on me!! Why you want to leave me?? Why??

Sales Rep: Ok ok..pls tell me seriously..what are you looking for??

Lamer: I am looking for LOVE!!

Sales Rep: Please!! Be Serious ok!!

Lamer: Ok..how come so angry..is it your boss make you angry one??

Sales Rep: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??

Lamer: Yes..I am looking for something here to buy..

Sales Rep: WHAT IS THE 'SOMETHING'?

Lamer: It is something that I can use..you know..something useful??

Sales Rep: I feel like quitting my job...

Lamer: Hey come on,you must be strong..tell me what's your problem?? Who makes you so depressed??

Sales Rep: You don't act stupid with me..ONE last time,you want what thing??

Lamer: Erm...what do you have??

Sales Rep: We got TVs,washers,cookers,fridge.....so what is the thing you want?

Lamer: Can I consider first?

Sales Rep: You haven't chose or seen anything here YET,how can you consider?

Lamer: I am actually thinking..what am I going to eat tonight..what do you think??

Sales Rep: I think before I lost my temper,you better....GET OUT!!~!

Another boring day passes by....

Stupid Riddle Joke #60: Walking Shit

How can a bird shit cross the road and walking around??


Answer: Because it was on someone's head.(I know it is lame but we must accept it...)

Stupid Riddle Joke #59: The Deepest Ocean

Which part is considered as the deepest oceans in the world??


Answer: The Bottom.....

Stupid Riddle Joke #58: Around the World

What goes around the world but stays in a corner???


Answer: Stamps!!

Stupid Lame Video #29: Chicken Tennis

Chickens playing tennis..very funny..

Stupid Lame Video #28: Beating Your Kids!

The best stand-up comedian in history,Russell Peters!! Telling parents why must beat children.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Stupid Riddle Joke #57: Yet Another Dirty Joke

I go in HARD..

I come out SOFT..

Many people like to BLOW me...

What am I??


Answer: Bubble Gum

Stupid Riddle Joke #56: Hot Weather

Why do the stadium become so hot after the soccer match???

Answer: Because the "fans" are gone.

Stupid Lame Video #27: Yellow Pages

Yellow pages is always in need,always the best buy?

Stupid Lame Video #26: Driving the Car

Must drive the car at all costs...hahahaha..

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Stupid Riddle Joke #55: Shaolin Guards

Do u know why the Shaolin temple, the 18 luo han (Temple Guards) are so powerful???

Answer: It is because they everytime got 18 people fighting against one person, confirmed will win!!

Stupid Riddle Joke #54: Mr Green Bean

Do u know why a green bean turn yellow when it is raining?

Answer: Because the green bean need to wear a yellow rain coat and yellow boots when it is raining !!!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Stupid Lame Video #25: Einstein The Genius Bird

Amazing bird in history..very very funny!!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Stupid Riddle Joke #53: The Responsibility Issue..

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible??

Clue: The first male pencil has a sharp lead...the second male pencil has a blunt lead...and the third male is a mechanical pencil without the rubber...



Answer: The mechanical pencil..because it has forgotten to use the rubber.. hehehe..

Stupid Riddle Joke #52: Oh Cute Panda!

What are the Panda's TWO BIG Wishes??


Answer: To take colour photos and get rid off dark eyes rings...