The worst visit to a doctor..very funny and gross!!
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Adventures Of The Lamer Part III: Electronics Store..
Just another day in a electronic store in Orchard...
Sales Rep: Good afternoon sir.Welcome to Less Electronics!! How can I help you?
Lamer: Yes.. Say "I am stupid"..
Sales Rep: What? Hi you must be kidding with me sir..Anyway,what are you looking for?
Lamer: I think I am looking for something here..
Sales Rep: Yes I know..what is it?
Lamer: I am too shy to tell you..you know..
Sales Rep: Well then..you look around yourself..
Lamer: You looked down on me!! Why you want to leave me?? Why??
Sales Rep: Ok ok..pls tell me seriously..what are you looking for??
Lamer: I am looking for LOVE!!
Sales Rep: Please!! Be Serious ok!!
Lamer: Ok..how come so angry..is it your boss make you angry one??
Sales Rep: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??
Lamer: Yes..I am looking for something here to buy..
Sales Rep: WHAT IS THE 'SOMETHING'?
Lamer: It is something that I can use..you know..something useful??
Sales Rep: I feel like quitting my job...
Lamer: Hey come on,you must be strong..tell me what's your problem?? Who makes you so depressed??
Sales Rep: You don't act stupid with me..ONE last time,you want what thing??
Lamer: Erm...what do you have??
Sales Rep: We got TVs,washers,cookers,fridge.....so what is the thing you want?
Lamer: Can I consider first?
Sales Rep: You haven't chose or seen anything here YET,how can you consider?
Lamer: I am actually thinking..what am I going to eat tonight..what do you think??
Sales Rep: I think before I lost my temper,you better....GET OUT!!~!
Another boring day passes by....
Sales Rep: Good afternoon sir.Welcome to Less Electronics!! How can I help you?
Lamer: Yes.. Say "I am stupid"..
Sales Rep: What? Hi you must be kidding with me sir..Anyway,what are you looking for?
Lamer: I think I am looking for something here..
Sales Rep: Yes I know..what is it?
Lamer: I am too shy to tell you..you know..
Sales Rep: Well then..you look around yourself..
Lamer: You looked down on me!! Why you want to leave me?? Why??
Sales Rep: Ok ok..pls tell me seriously..what are you looking for??
Lamer: I am looking for LOVE!!
Sales Rep: Please!! Be Serious ok!!
Lamer: Ok..how come so angry..is it your boss make you angry one??
Sales Rep: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??
Lamer: Yes..I am looking for something here to buy..
Sales Rep: WHAT IS THE 'SOMETHING'?
Lamer: It is something that I can use..you know..something useful??
Sales Rep: I feel like quitting my job...
Lamer: Hey come on,you must be strong..tell me what's your problem?? Who makes you so depressed??
Sales Rep: You don't act stupid with me..ONE last time,you want what thing??
Lamer: Erm...what do you have??
Sales Rep: We got TVs,washers,cookers,fridge.....so what is the thing you want?
Lamer: Can I consider first?
Sales Rep: You haven't chose or seen anything here YET,how can you consider?
Lamer: I am actually thinking..what am I going to eat tonight..what do you think??
Sales Rep: I think before I lost my temper,you better....GET OUT!!~!
Another boring day passes by....
Stupid Riddle Joke #60: Walking Shit
How can a bird shit cross the road and walking around??
Answer: Because it was on someone's head.(I know it is lame but we must accept it...)
Answer: Because it was on someone's head.(I know it is lame but we must accept it...)
Stupid Riddle Joke #59: The Deepest Ocean
Which part is considered as the deepest oceans in the world??
Answer: The Bottom.....
Answer: The Bottom.....
Stupid Riddle Joke #58: Around the World
What goes around the world but stays in a corner???
Answer: Stamps!!
Answer: Stamps!!
Stupid Lame Video #28: Beating Your Kids!
The best stand-up comedian in history,Russell Peters!! Telling parents why must beat children.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Stupid Riddle Joke #57: Yet Another Dirty Joke
I go in HARD..
I come out SOFT..
Many people like to BLOW me...
What am I??
Answer: Bubble Gum
I come out SOFT..
Many people like to BLOW me...
What am I??
Answer: Bubble Gum
Stupid Riddle Joke #56: Hot Weather
Why do the stadium become so hot after the soccer match???
Answer: Because the "fans" are gone.
Answer: Because the "fans" are gone.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Stupid Riddle Joke #55: Shaolin Guards
Do u know why the Shaolin temple, the 18 luo han (Temple Guards) are so powerful???
Answer: It is because they everytime got 18 people fighting against one person, confirmed will win!!
Answer: It is because they everytime got 18 people fighting against one person, confirmed will win!!
Stupid Riddle Joke #54: Mr Green Bean
Do u know why a green bean turn yellow when it is raining?
Answer: Because the green bean need to wear a yellow rain coat and yellow boots when it is raining !!!
Answer: Because the green bean need to wear a yellow rain coat and yellow boots when it is raining !!!
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Stupid Riddle Joke #53: The Responsibility Issue..
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible??
Clue: The first male pencil has a sharp lead...the second male pencil has a blunt lead...and the third male is a mechanical pencil without the rubber...
Answer: The mechanical pencil..because it has forgotten to use the rubber.. hehehe..
Clue: The first male pencil has a sharp lead...the second male pencil has a blunt lead...and the third male is a mechanical pencil without the rubber...
Answer: The mechanical pencil..because it has forgotten to use the rubber.. hehehe..
Stupid Riddle Joke #52: Oh Cute Panda!
What are the Panda's TWO BIG Wishes??
Answer: To take colour photos and get rid off dark eyes rings...
Answer: To take colour photos and get rid off dark eyes rings...
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