Thursday, October 11, 2007

Adventures Of The Lamer Part III: Electronics Store..

Just another day in a electronic store in Orchard...

Sales Rep: Good afternoon sir.Welcome to Less Electronics!! How can I help you?

Lamer: Yes.. Say "I am stupid"..

Sales Rep: What? Hi you must be kidding with me sir..Anyway,what are you looking for?

Lamer: I think I am looking for something here..

Sales Rep: Yes I know..what is it?

Lamer: I am too shy to tell you..you know..

Sales Rep: Well then..you look around yourself..

Lamer: You looked down on me!! Why you want to leave me?? Why??

Sales Rep: Ok ok..pls tell me seriously..what are you looking for??

Lamer: I am looking for LOVE!!

Sales Rep: Please!! Be Serious ok!!

Lamer: Ok..how come so angry..is it your boss make you angry one??

Sales Rep: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??

Lamer: Yes..I am looking for something here to buy..

Sales Rep: WHAT IS THE 'SOMETHING'?

Lamer: It is something that I can use..you know..something useful??

Sales Rep: I feel like quitting my job...

Lamer: Hey come on,you must be strong..tell me what's your problem?? Who makes you so depressed??

Sales Rep: You don't act stupid with me..ONE last time,you want what thing??

Lamer: Erm...what do you have??

Sales Rep: We got TVs,washers,cookers,fridge.....so what is the thing you want?

Lamer: Can I consider first?

Sales Rep: You haven't chose or seen anything here YET,how can you consider?

Lamer: I am actually thinking..what am I going to eat tonight..what do you think??

Sales Rep: I think before I lost my temper,you better....GET OUT!!~!

Another boring day passes by....

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