Stupid Lame Video #7: Time Saving ATM

Ms Swan is one of the best classics lamer of all time!!!

Stupid Lame Video #5: Doggy and Monkey Business

The monkey is called "Pankun",the bulldog is "James".
Watch them doing sit-ups.Man,you will love them!!

Stupid Riddle Joke #22: Beautiful Singapore

Which town in Singapore is the most beautiful??

Clue: One of the MRT stations in the East.

Answer: Tanah Merah. ( because "Dang rang mei la!" means "Of course beautiful lah!")

Stupid Riddle Joke #21: Brown and Sticky

What is brown and sticky??

Answer: A stick. (Because it's brown and stick-'y')

Stupid Riddle Joke #20: Numbers!!

What did "0" say to "8"??

Answer: If you are FAT, LET IT BE!! Why wear a BELT??

Stupid Lame Video #5: "KUNGFU"

"Kungfu" the movie, starring by Steven Seagal.Watch this!!!

Stupid Lame Video #4: Tickle Me "EMO"

This is Elmo's cousin,the extreme opposite.I don't want this toy!!

Stupid Riddle Joke #19: Sammi Cheng

Who is the person whom Sammi Cheng misses the MOST??


Answer: Grandfather. (because "Wo She Bu De Ni.....YeYe" means "I miss you, Grandfather.)

Stupid Lame Video #3: Tickle Me Elmo

Pls Buy one for me!I like cute things because I am also cute.

Stupid Lame Video #2: Memoirs Of The Geisha (M18!!)

Children under 18, DON'T WATCH!!

Stupid Lame Video #1: Girly MAN!!

Definition of GIRLY MAN: A man who dances around,uttering words nobody understands and behave like a pokemon who will always shout his name.

Stupid Riddle Joke #18: Naked Snow White

Seven dwarfs saw Snow White naked bathing in a pond.

Guess a soft drink??


Answer: 7 UP (innocent people will not get this one right.Trust me..hehehe.)

Stupid Riddle Joke #17: Andy Lau

Who give Andy Lau a cup of "Forget Love Water?" (Wang Qin Shui)




Answer: Ah Ha
because Ah Ha..gei wo yi bei wang qin shui"
(=Ah Ha...give me a cup of "Forget Love Water.)

Stupid Riddle Joke #16: Signboard Danger!

5 men were standing under a signboard.
Suddenly!! The signboard fell on them!!
However, only three men collapsed under the signboard.

Why???


Answer: Because it is a MacDonald's signboard."M". Hehehe.

Stupid Riddle Joke #15: The Lizards War Part 2

When the Ah Beng lizards were defeated,the Ah Lian lizards laughed. (Must see Part 1 if not you blur.)
What noises do the Ah Lians Lizards make?

Answer: "Tsk Tsk..Tsk Tsk..Tsk Tsk"

Stupid Riddle Joke #14: Do Not Call Him

You have the mobile numbers of five friends,John,Peter,Jackson,Gilbert and Tommy

You must not call Who?? And Why??




Answer: I must not call Jackson because "Michael Jackson" ('Mai' Call Jackson)

Stupid Riddle Joke #13: Lizards War Part 1

There are two groups of lizards climbing on the ceiling,Ah Lians and Ah Bengs
They are fighting to claim territories.
Ah Lians give up and they surrender.
However a few seconds later,Ah Bengs were defeated and fell to the ground.

How Come???

Answer: Because when the lizards of Ah Lians surrender,the lizards of Ah Bengs cheered and clapped hands,so without support,they fall down and were defeated.

Stupid Riddle Joke #12: Hit the Head

If I use a coconut to hit your head,

If I use a rambutan to hit your head,

If I use my hand to hit your head,

If I use a durian to hit your head,

If I use a golf club to hit your head,

If I use a bowling ball to hit your head.

Which one do you think is the MOST PAINFUL and BLOODIEST??















Answer: Your head. Stupid!!

Stupid Riddle Joke #11: Ants!!

There are three little ants walking along in a line.
The ant in front said,"There are 2 ants behind me."
The ant at the back said,"There are 2 ants in front of me."
The ant in the middle said,"There is no ant around me."

Why??
(Clue: Everyone has been doing this before)



Answer: The ant in the middle is lying.Hahaha..funny right?

Stupid Riddle Jokes #10: Jumping Down

What is the difference between a person jumping down from 2nd storey & a person jumping down from 20th storey?

Answer: The person jumping from 20th storey will,"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POM!!

And the person jumping from 2nd Storey will, "POM!!!!!!........................................Ouch pain pain.

Stupid Riddle Joke #9: Don't Marry him!!!

How come a female deer and a male zebra cannot get married??

Answer: The deer's parents don't want their daughter to marry the zebra because he has "tattoo".

Stupid Riddle Joke #8: Guess a juice??

What juice is yellow and smells like banana but it is not a fruit juice??


Answer: Monkey's vomit.

Stupid Riddle Joke #7: "Who is the MURDERER???"

On one cold stormy night, there is a bungalow which houses 5 friends.

"Aaaaaarggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly!! There was a loud scream coming from the toilet.

Ah Kow came to the toilet door, realising the door is locked from inside.
He is very strong and built.
He rushed at the door and it is forced open. And he saw Ah Neo,sitting on the toilet seat,dead with a knife stabbed on his heart.
Ah Kow said."What Happened!?"

Ah Tan ran to the scene, he was sweating profusely.
Ah Tan said,"What Happened!?"

Ah Zhu came to the scene, she was having a bad flu and keep having running nose.
Ah Zhu said,"What Happened!?"

Ah Hong came to the scene, his nose is bleeding.
Ah Hong said,"What Happened!?"

Who Killed Ah Neo??


Answer: Ah Hong is the murderer. (Because he was hiding behind the door,when Ah Kow forced the door open, the door slammed on Ah Hong's face causing his nose to bleed.)
(Ah Kow cannot be the murderer because the door is locked from inside. Ah Tan cannot be the murderer because he ran to the scene causing him to sweat. Ah Zhu cannot be the murderer because she is having running nose because of the stormy night.)

Stupid Riddle Joke #6: Superman

Why is Superman costume so tight?

Answer: Because he's very stupid, always wear Size "S" clothes one.

Stupid Riddle Joke #5: The Dancing Birdie

There is a bird dancing on a stage.

It is wearing bullet-proof vest all over its body, from the head to the feet.

A hunter came and fired one shot and killed the dancing bird.

How Come????




Answer: Because the bird is "Strip Dancing."

Stupid Riddle Joke #4: Harry Potter

If Harry Potter lost his broomstick,

what OTHER equipment will he use to travel around???



Answer: Helicopter ( because it's sound like his name......laugh pls laugh)

Stupid Riddle Joke #3: A "Scary" Encounter

One dark night, a taxi driver was driving along the lonely roads at Tuas. The road is quiet and calm. Suddenly!!! A lady in red by the road hailed the taxi. She has long hair,beautiful legs,a model body and is a great beauty instead.

This lady gets in the car and said: "Uncle.....take me to Jurong....

The taxi uncle started his engine and took off with the lady in RED sitting on the backseat.

As he was driving the cab, he checked the rear view mirror......HE CAN'T SEE THE LADY!!!!

He turned his head to the rear....THE LADY IS SITTING THERE....smiling at him...

He try to calm himself down thinking he might have overworked himself and the time is already 2am after midnight. His eyes must be playing tricks...He checked the mirror again.................
.....SHE'S GONE!!

He turned around and looked..she was there again sitting and smiling at him.

Cold sweats driving down his spine..he know he encounter something 'dirty'. He glanced at the rear view mirror, NO ONE!!!

Squeched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He brakes suddenly)

Turned around,he took out his courage to see behind,heart chanting to his god....
...........
The lady in red is there sitting..however there's blood coming out from one side of her nostrils.

WHY?




Answer: The lady was digging her nose. Because she is a beauty,she did not want the taxi uncle to see her digging the nose so she hide behind the front seat digging her nose while the taxi uncle was not looking.

Stupid Riddle Joke #2: Dirty joke

Guess what am I?:

• I am normally attached to a human body.
• I sometimes long and sometimes short.
• I sometimes soft and sometimes hard.
• I can be different types of colour, can be yellow,black,white or others.
• I can be used for fertilization.

WHAT AM I PLEASE???????

Answer:Yes, I am a SHIT. (Then what do you think I am?)

Stupid Riddle Joke #1: Credit Card

Which country has the most number of people using credit cards?

Answer: Thailand

Why? Because the people will everytime "SAWADIKA"......(swa wo di ca =use my credit card)