Just another day at AH HUAT KOPITIAM....
Ah Huat: Hey drink what??
Lamer: That one.
Ah Huat: What?
Lamer: If I'm not wrong, the drink that I want to drink is something that I can drink...
Ah Huat: Oei! Siao man..you don't play play with uncle ok?
Lamer: I'm not gay,I only like women.. I don't want to play with you.
Ah Huat: You finding trouble is it!? Drink WHAT!!?
Lamer: Hmm...let me think...can I don't drink 'What'? I just want something to drink.
Ah Huat: Young boy..uncle cannot tahan your pattern..don't make me mad ok!?
Lamer: So..you are very stressed lah..how come?
Ah Huat: You don't think I am old and uneducated playing English with me ok?
Lamer: I don't like to play with old man one leh...I know it is hurting but I still have to say that I don't love you....
Ah Huat: Playing stupid with me right? It is ok..One more you die!!!
Lamer: I already say I don't love you anymore, why you still want me to die??? Love cannot be forced, do you know?
Ah Huat: YOU X#@#!!!! One last time, you want iced COFFEE,MILO,TEA OR COCA COLA???
Lamer: I prefer quiet girls..so long they are nice can already.
Ah Huat: STUPID MAN!! GET OUT OF MY KOPITIAM!! NOW!
Yet another day has passed again for the Lamer.....
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